Actually, smells kind of like Froot Loops, so I guess it's toucan." Kibbitzer-in-Chief: "Smells like penguin. Scent: sweet and tart, with a sour herbal tone. Where and when: purchased 4/11/09 from Galco's, Los Angeles, CAĬolor: pale orange, like a dark reddish ginger ale. Perhaps carried back to earth by Cthulhu's star-spawn themselves, Guarana Antarcticá must have been uncovered by explorers on curious basalt cliffs in Antarctica, then carried cautiously back to the Americas for bottling, and. Undoubtedly brewed billions of years ago by the Elder Things in their fabled city behind the Mountains of Madness (now known as the Gamburtsev Range they say it's just an unknown, large range of mountains buried in ice in the Antarctic interior, but we know better, don't we?) from shoggoth snot, it must have been traded to the Fungi from Yuggoth, who carried it in curiously carven cylinders across unknown gulfs of space to their worlds. I can only imagine the journey it must have taken.
I speak, hypothetical loyal reader, of Guarana Antarcticá. Remote, harsh, forbidding.one might even think that no Weird Soda at all would come from this place, but I have in my hands the counterexample. But there's one continent which generates virtually no Weird Soda. A recent trip to Mitsuwa netted a number of examples from Japan. We have so far found examples from various locations around the United States (including Hawaii), Mexico and the Himalayas (via California). Our quest to find Weird Soda from around the world continues.